Was market research done that indicated people are interested in reading 2,000 words EVERY FUCKING TIME you write something?

Here’s a hint: Trubs sucks.

Damn, more like Fylthi Sigurdsson ...

Our Lord and Savior Christian Pulisic shall smite the Spurs of Tottenham and lead us through to the knockout stages.

From what I’ve read from former players, it’s the speed that’s the big change from college to pro. And for a QB, he’s suddenly forced to make decisions much quicker and deal with far better athletes on the other side of the ball.

This is really a good question. And therefore will be relegated to the grays forever and ever. But really-how can it be that so many good college QB’s don’t ever see an NFL practice field, and this guy does?

Tottenham will get knocked out of the Champions League so that they could get on with the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

He went from towheaded rookie to grizzled veteran without having the good part of the career down the middle.

This is just a random question, but is it not weird that so many pro NFL players get signed and then act like they don’t know which end of the football points forward? There can’t be more than, what, ten thousand college kids playing football at any given time, yet once one of them steps up to the next level it’s like…

Hopefully he’ll rogain back his confidence.

It’s tough to watch him recede like this. I really didn’t think he’d be one of these hair today, gone tomorrow guys. Figured you could plug him into any system and he could expose all sorts of coverage issues.

Who do you think won that game of arm wrestling? Ibra or Mourinho?

For the sake of everything that is holy, I beg you to shorten your sentences. I want to read but I just...can’t.

1. I don’t think we needed almost 2,500 words on this topic, especially after we’ve had what feels like weekly updates on Barca’s summer transfer activity. Give it a rest, there are other soccer teams in the world.

This is the longest Why Your Team Sucks entry yet.

“For Travis—and for the largely conservative publications that quickly aggregated his coverage, including Breitbart and the Washington Times—it was a sign of ESPN blindly bowing to political-correctness..”

All I got out of this floppy-dick-wagging was a modest desire to Google image search “Helen Yee.”

I hope I’m wrong, but I think you just gave your wife permission to have all the D in China.

Update: this was mostly an “is this worth bringing up to my wife” kinda question. I did, and she’s cool with it. CASE CLOSED, gentlemen.

I say no problem. I also have terrible instincts and my wife would regularly divorce me if she could, but that would free me and she wouldn’t allow me that much pleasure. So my opinion may have variable value.