Joke’s on me because I could sing along. Fuck.

Fathers be good to your ballers

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

Can someone translate that into English for me?

Also, my 10 year old has just informed me that she recognizes him from whatever Bizaardvark is, and that “he is stupid.”

“Working on more adult acting roles”

*receives pink slips*

In this universe, where the Orlando center backs did absolutely nothing to close down the Atlanta player. The big demonstration is childish, to be sure, but he has every reason to get in his teammates’ ears about that one.

I can see him becoming something of a cult hit at West Ham. He’s a pure, undiluted poacher, who I can easily imagine netting 10-15 goals this season by continually popping up in the right place at the right time. I think he’ll do well, especially if he’s paired next to a lumbering hulk like Andy Carroll, who can head…

wrong hand there dum dum

You’re a typo.

This post could have just been “everything i said yesterday was wrong”

So being the 3rd wheel in Spain behind the two Madrids, as clearly Barca is set to fade as Messi ages is better? Ligue 1 is vastly improving, and besides, it’s all about the CL. PSG has been knocking at the door here for a while. Neymar has a chance to be The Man who takes them to the next level. That’s how you win a…

A Sophie’s Choice if ever there was one, Billy’s worst writing habit might be the use of second person when talking about the disastrously bad predictions he’s made in past articles. No, “we” didn’t seek to assuage your concerns about Neymar leaving, YOU wrote 10,000 words trying to convince yourself he doesn’t love…

Not amazing? HEADLINES that look like they were written by a 12 YEAR OLD with ADD.

Yes, a player can say he wants out anytime. And the club can say “nah”. But when another team (club, whatever) is willing to meet the player’s release clause (which is usually established in a big name player’s contract), the player can go and Barcelona wouldn’t have much say in it.

That’s not a lie, if you believe it.

Every day? Damn. Well it must be true because you put it in all caps.

1) No they don’t. The murder rate isn’t high enough for white people to “walk every day” or even every week for murdering black people.

Are... are we allowed to be mad at everyone who gets away with murder?