I intentionally mispronounce it as “Dad” and do it for the kids when they get annoying. It’s been a decent motivator to keep them on their toes. They are not interested in their friends seeing me “dadding”. I’ve also threatened to break out the cabbage patch or running man if necessary.

If your nickname is derived from The Three Amigos, yes, yes you are an old.

Yeah. More like, “Get off the fuckin’ truck, now!”

I think I saw this guy on a 60 Minutes segment back in the fall (it comes on after football, man, get off my nuts!). They were doing a deep dig on social media influencers and how people like this guy rake in money by being popular on Vine and Instagram. He’s basically a slightly less obnoxious Kardashian with an…

Found Billy’s burner

I’m a Barcelona fan. The answer is no.

Does the tax get paid up front? It’s like 50% right? So that’ a €333mil check Neymar has to write, correct? HOLY SHIT THATS A LOT OF MONEY.

Neymar is better than one of Ronaldo or Messi?

Please stop writing about soccer or things.

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER

Good call, my mistake.

They found themselves embracing passionately, by the rolling, illuminated waves of the deep blue LED, staring into each others eyes and... then returned to business, squashed by societal norms and the unspoken rules of the game.

What lovely people.

Boogotti Kasino should ask for a reimbursement on his law degree because taking another person’s dog without out permission does sound very much like stealing.

I’m having trouble following that last Instagram post, but from the part I understood, it sounds like Boogotti is a fan of Frozen?

Walker was good for at least 2-3 “what the fuck?” moments every match. Trippier may not have Walker’s pace (hardly anyone does), but he’s younger, hungrier, and puts a better ball in the box.

Maybe I’m biased because I saw Trippier play for Burnley for years, but I think he’s better than Walker anyway.

Any hint as to whom Spurs will target with that 110 million?

Also, thanks for an excellent article that almost totally avoided mentioning Arsenal. Please share your secrets for writing about Tottenham as writing about Tottenham with the rest of the staff.

Where’s the NSFW tag? I gotta get up to walk to a meeting in a few minutes.

It’s a good thing the driver was alone.... otherwise his Envoy would become an Armada, and it would take quite an Excursion to get that down.