To be frank, it was a better match than the one I am now watching. Fed has had a few brilliant moments, but it is mostly a grinder.

I don’t know how to cope with having my favorite young MLB player a fucking Yankee.

Straight up Kawhi-for-Klay (salary matching be damned) is a move the Warriors do 100% of the time, and Spurs do 0% of the time

The only acceptable outcome.

Naked congressperson?? I’ll take “Nope” for all the money in the world, Alex.

Dammit.

No snark, this sucks. So young. Karma needs to get its shit straight.

Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

As much as everyone loves to hate on the kid, Lonzo was clearly the second best player in the draft and will be a very good NBA player, with the potential to be great if he can learn how to shoot like a normal human. That’s my soft-ass take for the day. Also, fuck the Lakers and their “fans” that are now on their way…

I don’t want to see Lonzo fail...I want to see him succeed wildly. But only after he completely cuts his father out of his life, gets him banned permanently from the Staples Center, and admits Big Baller Brand is an extremely stupid name.

That’s quite a sweeping statement about an entire ethnicity you just made. (I wish there was a word for it.)

Everyone is racist to a certain point. I’ve seen more racist black people than white, and I’m asian.

Just the white people, tho.

I dare you to say that to his face. I’m guessing Little Mermaid would fuck you up.

You should try what Portland climbing bros do to prevent newbies from joining:

Good for Death. He needs a side-project.

I think you have your timeline wrong there, amigo. 2015 was decidedly Obama’s America.

Guys, this is a tractor:

Two feet in bounds. Full possession. Football move. Recite the Declaration of Independence.

Don’t worry, I simulated a Cowboys/Seahawks match-up in the NFC Championship Game and the Cowboys lost 77-2.