+1 correct take

That’s a lot of money. His wife Posh Spice will be pleased, maybe now he can get that Miami franchise rolling.

Transfer or not, I hope he stays in Italy. I miss the great Italian club teams of the 90's. #MakeSerieAGreatAgain

A Tinkerman no longer, forever a Champion.

2017 recap:

Franz Ferdinand Part Deux

Always hug Zlatan from behind.

Only when he’s walking around in the rain.

“Oboe you didn’t!”

That makes sense. But they had no cats growing up, just dogs. Years ago, I questioned her about it once, her rationale is that is easier for HER to grab (to hell with everyone else i guess). I’ve been working on a study to assess the amount of time that I’ve wasted in my life fumbling/rolling to grab that lead edge.

Fold, don’t wad. But, 2 squares will lead to crap phalanges.

They got double slapped and came away with a new found respect. Sounds like Malik could have gotten away with grabbing both of them by the pussy as well.

*pictured: not Shaka Smart.

I don’t know, that looks a lot like Genarro Gattuso to me.

That is not an easy shot to pull off. The famed bicyclescorpionrabona kick is difficult to get on target when harried.

+1 pack of Depends

And the other half is “Peter Crouch has old skin and wrinkled balls.”

So you’re saying he Jacked Dembele’s Rod well but didn’t receive a straight red?

“ If we catch Darren Rovell and he turns out to be the devil, I mean if he’s Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations, but he’s not the devil. He’s just a man.”

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