+1 finger snap

“Well, well, well. If it ain’t the serious, elusive Leroy Green. I’ve been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the - Wassah! - legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth? Nigga please.”

Xhaka Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Xhaka Khan
Let me rock you, that’s all I wanna do
Xhaka Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Xhaka Khan
Let me rock you, let me feel for you
I feel for you.

That is an odd way to get your red wings. It’s a little messy if you don’t know what you’re doing, beginners should start in the shower first.

I generally tire of a ringtone after a few weeks. I’ve been rocking the Airwolf theme ringtone for a year now. Do yourself a favor, find it and download it.

Damn, this is some weak shit.

Billy, what are blabbering about?

Yeah Billy, Costa can score goals. But try and convince me that he isn’t a soggy bag of dicks and that he doesn’t resemble a 53 year old Hungarian woman.

Ummm, what? Looks to me he sat on my man’s stomach/chest simulating a defecating squat. You do know that a teabag involves a sack in close proximity to the victims face, right? So, I’m assuming that you watched the video. How close do you think his bean bag is to the offended’s face? 2 feet... 18 inches...

It wasn’t Jim’s intention of making the presser awkward, he just zoned out dreaming of khaki Docker bikinis.

As a Hokie that was in Blacksburg at the same time, I can’t say that I’ve ever heard a cross word about him. Good football player, but a better man.

You poor soul, bless your little heart.

I’m holding out my excitement until Franck Ribery signs with Shanghai Shenhua to complete the most handsome duo in world.

I don’t know about teabag, looked more like a simulated cleveland steamer.

He should also hire Richard Pryor to be Max’s toy.

Growing up in the River’s house, it was called the peppermint roll.

My moral compass can be gashed at times. But you can’t blame a guy for taking a stab at it.

Robbery was not his initial intent. He was there to Seles her on a new training gadget, the demo went horribly wrong and now a skin Graf is required.

“I knew a viking named Toby that lived in a culvert in Albuquerque, he makes a super bowl of coyote roe and cactus needles with Tab soda. It was a special treat when you could wrangle up some used coffee grounds as an accompaniment. Boy I tell you what, that was living! What were we talking about again...?”

Tim and I have the same last name and the same fashion sense. I wish we were related so when my wife kicks me out I could ask him if I could crash on the couch in a pair of his cargo capris.