He's only responsible for what he says, not what you hear…

"Not ready? He's older then Reagan was."

I once saw POTUS hold a baby, and it stopped crying. Maybe he should hold Speaker Boehner…

He was just the old guy after Carson, who would do a whole show with the Clash, the Grateful Dead or the Plasmatics!

Cavett did long form interviews all the time, and even Carson did some long interviews on occasion.

Is that why they wear boats on their feet?

So, that's another vote for armpit fart guy…