Officer Capt. Det. Chief Lance.

We should talk sometime.

Isn't that just a pit?

HAHAHAHAHA! Merlyn is insane.

Names for me to google later.

Most shameful erection of all time.

She was the main character and "Last Girl" in the 2013 Evil Dead.

Yeah, I hate it when my friends give generously of their time to help me out. And I'm enraged to see that behaviour in other people too.

I literally thought that this week.

I will kill, fuck and debase myself for and to whomever I need to, to get Jane Levy in this.

I don't live in America but it's nice to know that if I did I could pop fox news on at any hour of the day or night and just go to FUCKING TOWN ON MYSELF.

Give the man time to work!

I forgot Jeph Loeb was the EP on this. No wonder it's such a big pile of shit.

He's also a fast learner.

Yeah, Liv didn't even date rape anyone…

That's "The One" with Jet Li and Jason Statham, right?

Surely the really, really easy way to find out if what Jay is saying is true is to find his earth one doppleganger?

Congratulations comment section for making it to 200 comments without being sleezy about Devorah in her purple latex catsuit.

Remember how good Spectacular Spider-Man was. Remember how it was so, so good. Remember how it got brutally cancelled for no good reason.

Which men?