The best gag is those Hercules episodes was that everyone else would play themselves as actors and directors and the like but Kevin Sorbo would still just be Hercules.

There's an episode where Xena saves the day by bouncing her Circle thingy off like, seventeen buildings.

I love Lucy Lawless as much as the next guy. Maybe more. But she's 47 she's not getting the lead on an Action-Fantasy TV show. That'd be bonkers.

Maybe he would though? People go for that shit all the time in DBZ.

Half?

Best dramatic Pa Kent death: Heart Attack. Sorry, asshole, no amout of super strength can save your father. How does it feel to be vulnerable and powerless?

Who am I? FUCK YOU!

British Dennis the Meanace would fucking annihilate American Dennis the Meanace. No contest.

Man of Steel was dogshit.

Thor is a proper movie. The main character actually has an arc. And so does the villain! And their arcs mirror each other!

MY SOUL! THAT! Is what you have taken from me!

Cenobite.

Lizzy Caplan is a time lord. Cannon.

This is your reminder that Kelly Hu is 47.

I can't stop looking at his ass.

Dule Hill looks like Tim Russ.

Hey guys! I found Matt LeBlanc!

Low bar.

Oh Jesus. Roy is going to get blown up with a bazooka.

That's what she said.