i actually liked the show, the one good thing my ex brought me...besides our son. but my biggest issue, as a licensed REALTOR, was that pronunciation. Say it with me Timmy, Reel-tor. 

Welcome to southeastern Michigan, where we whip Chrysler vans and Dodge neons like its 1997. Still have a drop top labaron in the family somewhere...

Unlike the festival itself, the courts have been lit ever since

Ok, I just broke uo with my youngest son’s mom. It wasn’t a nice one, and neither was the relationship. But I’m horny as hell. When am I allowed to, at least, get the hornies out? Like, yes, even though i wanted it to end, it still hurts. But..the hornies don’t help me either? What do y’all suggest?

I love her goofy ass. She can do whatever the hell she wants. I’m rooting for EVERYBODY’S black.

Nigga, you have a daughter. That’s what you WANT from her. That’s a win, she can smell fuckshit and , SHE DOESN’T LIKE IT.

Coldest Day of The Season: 3 Degrees. I say, shut your damn mouth. I just got 7 inches of snow.

hey now, i dont thinks its fair to mary j. to lump her in with monique. mary is the shit. mo aint.

I got $5 on Ben Carson being next to go.

A Lotus for 33k? OH LEH DO IT!!

Joann’s Fabrics? I....dont do crafts. Also, Sharper Image. I always thought it was the like, airplane magazine of stores.

actually, boogie ( the mayonnaise boy up dere) is a pretty nice guy. but yes, very large indeed. 

I’d rather buy a Kia Stinger.

Well, I’m from Detroit, we love Vette’s here. And Buicks.

Trash shot, surrounded by yes men? Drake. No question.

fuck you sayin boy? i love buicks!

Looks like you buddy ( or you?) lives in Boston-Edison. Meaning he could afford oh...a better fucking car? The only cool thing about 300's was the Hemi, which is gone now. For damn near 50k? Tell him to get a CTS.

TheRootAfterDark is dope. I just keep thinking though, this needs a male component. I mean, its mens fault, we dont talk about...well, anything. But still, like what is mike harriot doing after 8?

Ian, that’s the whitest shit I’ve read in days. I did a fucking spit take, one desk away from my supervisor. I also want to try that chicky parm boy!

oh yeah.....OH YEAH! i fucking forgot about that! wow.