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Perry Como denigrates the new world of music, from beyond the grave

And tyrannicky

At least they detached themselves from the cross before they cut it down.

I have to agree; the smoking doesn't seem as gratuitous as it does on many other shows.

This post made me so hungry, I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros.

It's not something you put next to "proficient with multiple dialects" on your resume; in LA it's assumed you can fake smoking as well as Edward Norton.

Most comments here are satirical in nature, given that A.V. Club is a sister publication of The Onion. In that same vein, I wasn't actually serious, as it's not really a role worth reprising.

Petrelli may be too busy campaigning to reprise his Top Gun role of Chipper

And "What neato but irrelevant powers do you have? Show me!"

Agreed. The character was nothing more than a space filler by the end. What teenager isn't displeased with their dad/family?

I'm not racist, I have three black friends listed on the national black friend registry. I even have a black friend membership card. I repeat, not racist.

"I'm sorry for being myself, and all future instances thereof."

Maybe it's a precursor to her new movement of adopting children from fantasy third worlds.

That's an obvious cry for help

That reminds me of a scene in Funny People

At least with Sandler comedies continuing the summer circuit, Apatow and the Farrelly brothers don't have to up their game by any margin to stay competitive.

You know over 20,000 people? Wow.

She's asking for such a relatively small amount, they should just settle.