Those dummies getting fake murdered is the highlight of my day.

Well, ain’t this the smuggest thing I’ve read all day.

This is hilarious.

I’m going with number three. The rest of dudes look like twinks from my favorite porn.

Don’t watch it, it’s horrible.

It’s for the best, this show is terrible.

Is anyone really surprised by this turn of events? I’ve withheld judgement until now, but the whole story was ridiculous from the get-go.

Isn’t every abrahamic religion inherently homophobic? None of their “holy” books equivocates about about their disdain for non-heteronormative people, they are all quite clear that their god is a bigot.

Anna Faris must be feeling pretty smart right about now.

Why is every gizmodo website such a sniveling cesspool of recreational outrage? You cunts manage to take an empowering story about a human who overcame his own base tribalism who voluntarily shared his story and spin it as a hit piece. How do you guys lack the self-awareness to realize that you’re part of the problem?

The anti-choice movement is a moral cancer.

His music sucks, deportation is appropriate.

Oh no, someone did something bad in high school. How terrible. Let us all be outraged!

If they’re going to have black batman, don’t make Bruce Wayne black, that would be pandering. Just make him some other guy that becomes batman who happens to be black. Problem solved.

Mel Gibson is a national treasure.

I’m with you; I don’t care if it happened or not, I’m believing it regardless. It’s too adorable not to.

I’m sure those children will feel severely chastised by your saucily racist remarks. Keep up the good work. Brother.

God I love this story. So much outrage. We need more of this!

This was just the sort of epic I needed to start my day. Suck it, Auntie Bigot.

Oh gosh, tell us more about how white people are overwhelming evil. You racist cunt.