Ohgoddamn! That is fucked up. Yet still hilarious. 

This is so cool. I need better hobbies.

Pants>underwear

You’ve got to be total douche at the DNA level for this article to be relevant to your vehicle.

Imagine if this little article were titled

They “keep getting away with it” because ideologues like gizmodo keep reporting on anything related to the oppression olympics without bothering to fact check or consider context. Sorry you missed your chance to drag another person through the mud. When people say the left is eating itself, this is what they’re…

Excellent reporting, I’m sure no one will notice that the “interview” is hoax.

This story is so getting.

Somebody’s in need of little vigilante justice. 

The reaction to this is completely disproportionate to the action. She’s 17, not 7. At worst, it’s a little weird. It’s only a story because the internet needs something to be outraged about every 5 minutes.  

This dude has been raping teenagers for 20 years, wtf. I got sooo much shit when I was at FAMU in 2000 for trying to get people to boycott this perv, so many stupid justifications (mostly from women), the most common being “Well, I would have fucked him too!” None of the males really cared one way or the other.

Meh, don’t care, I’m just enjoying how much this thing is getting everyone’s panties all bunched up.

Can’t wait! Hopefully it’s better than the last Perfect Circle album, that thing was hot garbage.

Castration seems an appropriate punishment.

Jon Jones is such a douche. Too bad he’s also the best fighter on the planet. I’ll steal this fight on the internet instead of paying for it to show my disapproval.

Rednecks are the worst.

Ah yes, another classic instance of telling a black man he isn’t “really” black because he doesn’t tow the imaginary line of how black men are supposed to be.

This looks so good. And way more believable the the bible.

I suppose we should just go ahead and write this article in for 2018's “Cringiest Internet Thing”.

Aside from J. Monae, I’ve never heard of any of these people. I must be old.