Who exactly are the magical negroes who forgot that magical negro Donald Glover was in the Martian? Other than Matt Damon, he’s the actor that most people remember being in that movie.

I’ll grant that she’s incredibly good at her job as a provocateur, ala Milo, but her problem is that she seems to actually believe all the dumb shit she says, in a borderline religious fashion. I’m endlessly fascinated by people like her, she’s basically the Michael Moore of the alt-right.

Yes. Of course it was racism. It surely had nothing to do with the fact that the lady with the camera was being a cunt.

Thank you for noticing. I award you one (1) Interweb Point.

You have my erection.

YES YES YES!! Oh Tim, so many times YES! Don’t ever stop being yourself, you’re a star!

You say the nicest things! Your love and approval is all I’ve ever wanted, mom.

What! Who says you don’t have a sense of humour? I think you’re hilarious.

Too late, I’ve already pleasured myself to your disdain three times. Thrice, I say!

He should donate his penis to science. It’s the only ethical thing to do.

I had a cat, but he died. Now I have no cats. 

Touche, Captain Hindsight, touche.

Aren’t you a saucy lass?

My nickname is Jabba.

The space pope loves you.

Don’t hold back, say what’s in your heart!

You’re so brave. I’m sure you have the love and respect of all your family and friends.

Oh my glob! You guys have exceeded my wildest dreams. Say more things!

Meh, so what? I’m glad he’s back because I enjoy hearing ugly people winge about it.

Sometimes America makes me want to punch it in the face.