I suppose I’d care if her music weren’t so terrible.

What are you on about?

Good lord, no. It wasn’t even the best Marvel movie of 2018! This winning would be almost as bad as the time ‘Crash’ won. 

Fuck that cunt, lock her ass up.

I think you may be mistaking sexism for biological differences between the sexes. It’s no mystery that men are more aggressive in their competitiveness than women, it’s just basic human physiology. If you don’t like playing in co-ed, form a women’s league and play there. Or just suck it up. I don’t like playing in…

This article makes me want a cigarette. 

When I first got on Tinder, all I had in my bio was my profession, and I did pretty well. Later I updated it to include my disdain for religion and other magical nonsense, and despite the fact that I’m attractive and ripped like jesus, I no longer did so well. I would go weeks without a match! I’ve never been so…

Meh. The SGX dude is probably right. But I don’t really care because I have better things to do with my time than play video games... like comment on blogs about video games!

Joey Lawrence? WTF.

G. Allen seems like the type of person who chews with his mouth open... on purpose.

Is that liver?

I tried to explain this to my cousin, and his reaction was to go full retard and just exclaim “Well I don’t believe that!”. 

Ah yes, the Root; steadily pandering to the lowest common denominator of white-hate racists. These comments are a goldmine of idiocy. Bless you all.

Soooo, how exactly was this racist? 

You’re so wise. Say more things!

Well, you just lost your spot in the Oppression Olympics. How dare you suggest that people not be whiny little bitches about every imagined slight? You dirty, white, cis-male, racist, misogynistic nazi!

It’s kind of messed up that you labelled this NSFW just because one of the models is obese.

Wait, you’re so stunning and brave! Say more things!

I guess we should go correct wikipedia, then.

Nope, it’s just you that I’m calling a self-righteous troll, because you’re the only one trolling. Everyone else seems to have reasonable things to say.