Wow. I had no idea that that was staged.

People just need to stop fucking, the world’s overpopulated anyway.

Humanity is doomed.

I only read this because I like pain.

Dude, Brown Sugar? The single most forgettable thing black Dante has ever done? No sir. No. For shame.

I only say “Bless you” when people fart.

I’ve found that this is generally true for most places, with one caveat: the military. Everyone was balls out with zero fucks to give, regardless of color.

Wow. You’re kind of a terrible person. You should have saved this blog for your personal diary and saved us all the burden of wondering what sort of asshole would write something like this.

I’m sure you have lots of friends.

Thanks, that was the dumbest thing I’ve read all day.

Hahahahah!!! This is priceless coming from a former gawker website. If you were a bit more self aware this would be fantastic satire.

Lolz. I saw the picture and thought the answer would just be “Fat chicks”.

Hahahaha! Your readers don’t get your satire. Good job, bro, you’ve achieved some next level trolling.

Except the republicans didn’t create the Tea Party, it started as a libertarian movement in response to Bush’s tax policy and wars... nevermind, I don’t even know why I bother correcting people who can’t even bother to do a simple google search. Just keep on believing whatever fits your narrative.

Why does Goku look like Josh Brolin?

Good job, keep spreading that hate! Down with whitey!

No, but suggesting that they are is pretty fckin racist, dude.

Cry me a river.

Haters gonna hate.

Oh lolz, people and their imaginary friends.