The answer, of course, is 42.

How about we just stop caring about how people worship their imaginary friends?

You want a fun example of how we ended up with president Orangey McOrangeface? People are sick of dumb shit like this. This is fucking stupid.

Hmm, I guess this would be a bad time for some surprise sex, then.

Lolz. The racism is strong in this comment section. Keep that hate strong!

Sweet, another race baiting article. Huzzah!

Jesus christ, cry me a river. Sorry if she isn’t black enough for you. Good luck with your race war, though.

Let’s not get carried away, it was only kind of funny. Stephon was perfect; this was just forgettable.

Is it only older black women you can’t call by their first names? What about middle aged polynesian trans-women?

Not saying it was aliens, but... it was aliens.

Tell me more about your love of hanging hats on things. Does it bring you joy and happiness?

*you’re

Captain Strawman saves the day! You’re so stunning and brave. I’m sure you have lots of friends who love and respect you.

You’re a beautiful man. Keep doing the lord’s work.

But what if I have been to Balad... What if I’m there right now... What if I’m one of the people Kristie tried to give confiscated alcohol too, and then getting herself fired for it... Wouldn’t that be Krazy?

Ah yes, the power of annunciation.

Lucky you. Tell me more things about yourself, I’m sure I’ll find them interesting. Like, what’s your favourite fruit?

Goodness me, aren’t you just the most clever little man ever? Say more clever things!

Ah yes, the old limp wristed “evidence suggested”. As described by the fired investigators. Baghdad hasn’t been a “war zone” for years. And being a prostitute doesn’t make a woman “vulnerable”, it makes her a capitalist trying to make her way in the world. Far be it from me to rob those women of their agency just grab…

$58M per year.... HAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!! Dude, that is a paltry amount of money, and it wouldn’t run the Sallyport contract, let alone the Lockheed contract, for even a month. You’re a silly fellow, and I think you’re just adorable. Tell me more things that you think you know stuff about!