Good job, keep spreading that hate! Down with whitey!

No, but suggesting that they are is pretty fckin racist, dude.

Cry me a river.

Haters gonna hate.

Oh lolz, people and their imaginary friends.

The answer, of course, is 42.

How about we just stop caring about how people worship their imaginary friends?

You want a fun example of how we ended up with president Orangey McOrangeface? People are sick of dumb shit like this. This is fucking stupid.

Hmm, I guess this would be a bad time for some surprise sex, then.

Lolz. The racism is strong in this comment section. Keep that hate strong!

Sweet, another race baiting article. Huzzah!

Jesus christ, cry me a river. Sorry if she isn’t black enough for you. Good luck with your race war, though.

Let’s not get carried away, it was only kind of funny. Stephon was perfect; this was just forgettable.

Is it only older black women you can’t call by their first names? What about middle aged polynesian trans-women?

Not saying it was aliens, but... it was aliens.

Tell me more about your love of hanging hats on things. Does it bring you joy and happiness?

*you’re

Captain Strawman saves the day! You’re so stunning and brave. I’m sure you have lots of friends who love and respect you.

You’re a beautiful man. Keep doing the lord’s work.

But what if I have been to Balad... What if I’m there right now... What if I’m one of the people Kristie tried to give confiscated alcohol too, and then getting herself fired for it... Wouldn’t that be Krazy?