Ah yes, the power of annunciation.

Lucky you. Tell me more things about yourself, I’m sure I’ll find them interesting. Like, what’s your favourite fruit?

Goodness me, aren’t you just the most clever little man ever? Say more clever things!

Ah yes, the old limp wristed “evidence suggested”. As described by the fired investigators. Baghdad hasn’t been a “war zone” for years. And being a prostitute doesn’t make a woman “vulnerable”, it makes her a capitalist trying to make her way in the world. Far be it from me to rob those women of their agency just grab…

$58M per year.... HAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!! Dude, that is a paltry amount of money, and it wouldn’t run the Sallyport contract, let alone the Lockheed contract, for even a month. You’re a silly fellow, and I think you’re just adorable. Tell me more things that you think you know stuff about!

Geez, I sure am glad that you’re here to help clear up my ethnic heritage for everyone. Because that’s super important. Tell me more things about myself!

I’m not confused, but the author of this little blog sure is. Because there was quite clearly no “sex trafficking”, just good ol’ fashioned prostitution. But since women are apparently incapable of taking care of themselves, it’s being advertised here as sex trafficking. Besides, you get more clicks that way!

Oh, you say the nicest things! I’m sure you have lots of friends who care about your welfare and admire you for your stunning intellect.

I feel like you’re trying to make a point, yet you clearly have no idea what you’re talking about, so I’m having trouble figuring out what your point actually is. Is it something along the lines of “derp, derp bad things are bad and I don’t like them!”? I agree, Cake, and I don’t like them either.

Really, they’re not the norm, you say? Lordy, maybe someone should write an article about me, then. I’m clearly the victim of racism/misandry/islamophilia/sexism!

It might be 11, I can’t remember. I think it’s because I smile too much and say please and thank you. Or maybe because I’m just so gosh darned handsome that no matter where I go, customs just wants to spend more time with me.

Are “bad-jokes” my only two options? What about “okay joke”? Or “great joke”? Or maybe even “my grandmother was Jamaican and you can go fuck yourself joke”?

Yah.... This is clearly at least 50% bullshit, with a thick layer of hyperbole on top. Fired disgruntled employees talk shit about their former employer. Big whoop.

Yah, how dare those women charge men for sex! They should give it away, those dirty sluts.

What tax dollars? Sallyport subcontracts to Lockheed Martin, who work directly for the Iraqi gov’t. The USG oversight is a stipulation for allowing the Iraqis to purchase US military gear.

OMG, I’M WHITE!? When did that happen? Why is my mirror still telling me I have a year round tan?! Is this the twilight zone?

Sick burn, bro. You come up with that all on your own?

Detained. Usually for 4-5 hours. The folks in Dubai were even nice enough to give me a nice cot to sleep on since they wanted to have a sleepover. They even let me wear their fancy connected bracelets! Saudi Arabia wasn’t as much fun; they gave me a cool halloween mask to where to their party but forgot to cut out the…

How is this even a story? Anyone who travels internationally on a regular basis has had this happen. I’ve had the pleasure of spending time with customs in at least 10 countries, including America and Canada. Maybe it’s because they’re so racist against Irish Americans, everyone knows darned sneaky we are.

Gosh, you’re so objective. Tell us more about how you feel.