Does Mitch McConnell not have teeth?

Hey, just wanted to stop by and tell you to go fuck yourself again, you stupid cunt! Enjoy Trump, he’s your fault bitch. Fuck you.

This is jezebel, your opinion is only welcome if it criticizes the bible. Because otherwise you’re racist or something. Because FGM is super cool because it’s part of culture and stuff. Because patriarchy. Because cultural appropriation. Because dirty jews and stuff like that. How dare you!? I’m Triggered?!!?

I’m sorry, but are you seriously congratulating this cunt for swearing into office on yet another book of myths? You think that this is fucking progress? News flash, dumbass, this is regressive. We should be roundly mocking this silly bitch for taking an oath on a book full of bullshit. Next time, maybe it’ll be harry…

Lolz. As much as I hate the Donald, it brightens my day and puts a song in my heart to see how ridiculously butthurt you regressive jezebel cunts are.

Dear stupid cunts at jezebel,

You feel better now that you got to post your little rant on the internetz? How brave, how stunning you are! It’s cunts like you that forced Hillary on us in the first place, so congrats, you’re responsible for Trump. Go fuck yourself, asshole.

I’m solidly committed to voting for neither one of these terrible human beings.

Never thought I’d feel sorry for a penguin, but then this video happened. So many feelz.

Hail satan!

Nope.

People getting mad at this are fuking stupid. There are so many Real problems with Trump as a candidate, focusing on him being smart enough to only pay the minimum in taxes is moronic. What idiot pays more taxes than they have too?

Ever read Huck Finn?

And that’s why you’re fat.

Sooooo, by sexy as hell, do you mean morbidly obese and gross? As in dangerously in need of an all salad diet and a personal trainer? As in the sight of them gives me erectile dysfunction?

I love how consistent you jezebel people are. It’s pretty easy to pander to an audience of fat, unattractive feminists, so why bother being objective? Keep up the good work, cankles!

Gang rapes... the ultimate team sport!

HAHHAHAHAHH!!!! You’re such a tool!! “Wah, your privilege! Wah, patriarchy!” so many lolz. Good job being ass cancer.

America deserves Trump; in an election that has become completely absurd, this is what happens. The dems could have had Bernie Sanders, but no, we got hillary instead. The republicans could have had Rand Paul, but no, we trump instead. This is what happens in a democracy where no one has to earn their vote, you end up…

There’s a youtube channel called The Bible Reloaded that reads the Chick Tracts in character. It’s hilarious.