Have you seen how much they already get paid? $22/hr!! That is a crazy amount of money for unskilled labor. They should be getting their pay cut, not a raise. They’re just greedy.

That’s demonstrably untrue, but good job deepening the divide between prochoice and prolife. Like the conversation wasn’t already steeped in radical BS already.

Meh. She’s not funny, just creepy. She’s a walking caricature of “that” girl at the bar that you keep having to run away from. And sure, Hillary’s not as bad as trump, in the same way that eating 1lb of shite is better than eating 2lbs of shite. The way she fangirls out about Clinton is just sad. God, anyone who…

It’s racist, misogynistic, cultural appropriation! Down with the patriarchy!

Typical.

Is anyone else distracted by the way their faces are animated?

Yes. That is always the most appropriate thing. I learned at a young age that tattling is the best thing. Now that I’m all growed up, I make sure to find out where the offending party works and hangs out so I can inform everyone in their life of what a poopyface they are.

I’m pleasantly surprised that you guys are actually being objective about this case and posting this. Well done. Hopefully the full truth will come out in the end.

I love how cuddly they look! They’re trying so hard to be intimidating but instead it’s like a couple of care bears trying to mean-mug.

Oh no, cartoons! Feminism triggered to the power of ten!!!!!

I’m sorry, haven’t you heard? All white people are racist because privilege and patriarchy and stuff. I remind my white friends of this all the time to keep them in their place. You should do the same. Can’t trust whitey.

I simply cannot understand anyone actually being passionate about either one of the these candidates. They’re both absolutely disgusting people.

You must really hate Roman Polanski movies, then. That guy was actually found guilty of rape. Unlike Nate Parker, who was not guilty.

Why would he apologize for something he was found not guilty of? That would be dishonest. And why are there so many people still screaming from the rooftops that he must have done something wrong because... reasons? That woman is the posterchild for crazy; she boned a couple of black dudes and then regretted it, so…

I don’t want this election to ever end. Can we just eschew having a president altogether and let them campaign against each other for the next four years?

I wish I was amazed at how many people are already jumping to conclusions on innocence or guilt based on so little information, but I think I’m just numb to humanity’s idiocy at this point. I’d blame it on identity politics, but that just seems like I’d be giving people too much credit.

Against what jezebel stands for? I disagree, an article with that title would be pretty demonstrable of what this website stands for.

Because she’s a vapid cunt?

This so funny, for all the wrong reasons. Fox News just out Fox Newsed itself.

Noooo!! We were so close! Why couldn’t they have just pulled the trigger? They would have been heros!