Another day, another Plumlee dunked on.
https://deadspin.com/kent-bazemore-laughs-as-he-sets-up-dwight-howard-for-an-1789194433

Additional highlights that will titillate out Latvian readership include this slithery dunk

It takes like ~10mL of methanol to blind you, which is way more than could leech into/out of a plastic bottle, but yeah, still not a great idea. The good news is that the first aid medical treatment for methanol poisoning is to consume as much ethanol as you can to try to dilute it to the point where the liver can…

That color palate is interesting, if lacking anything bright. Except the red, which is bright and doesn’t seem to fit the scheme at all. It makes Seahawks’ glowing lime green seem like a natural fit. Also, the steel and the black don’t seem to have much contrast.

Here’s the thing: the logo also includes this “steel grey” color, and my fear is that they are going to make that the base color of the jerseys (to “differentiate” themselves from Pittsburgh and LA) which would be a disaster.

Naw man, not even Boba Fett thinks major league hockey belongs in the middle of the flipping desert

We’re all in agreement that we’re calling them the Boba Fetts, right? Good.

Not only that, but he just seems like he’s in a better place. Before he went to jail, dude was going through some shit.

Yeah, Pittsburgh pretty much owns the black and gold scheme. The logo is alright though, it took me a second to realize the front makes a subtle “V” shape.

I don’t hate this plumlee but I will say he shouldn’t be a starter. He should be a useful backup not your main option.

Gaymens Ka’oir, Keyshia’s father, was very excited about the news and couldn’t have been happier for the couple when he was reached for comment.

Keyshia’s glasses cost $40000, as they were stolen directly out of Mr. Belvedere’s grave. You have to pay for rarity.

Dude looks healthier since he got out. Good for him.

Koko B Mane

I’m so happy the East Atlanta Santa is a free man. The world is a better place because of it.

I really like the logo but I fear that color scheme is going to lead to some bad home sweaters.

Rose’s reverse was better IMHO.

idk about your Latvian readership, but your (semi)Lithuanian readership be like kalbus kalbą darbus darbą randa -- talkers talk, workers have work to do

Damn, he just turned him into Mason Prunelee!