He was the secret hero of Bio-Dome.

"Nobody [except Clint Eastwood]’s going to accuse the stool of anything."

When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD.

Matilda is an adult. Pass me the hemlock.

I just looked up the clip and I stand corrected: ALF is wearing a similar powder-blue dress shirt. There are no shots below the waist - presumably because he's a puppet - so jury's out on the gonch.

Nah, they flubbed that end of the homage. I think he was in a housecoat. I dunno if ALF even has mammalian genitalia.

This is a perfect storm, what with my avatar and username and all: remember when ALF lip-synced this classic jam?

Bono even ruins tits.

"deep fear that these songs, that we poured our life into over the last few years mightn’t be heard"
YOU'RE IN U2 YOU GIGANTIC TIT. We would have heard them at the grocery store whether we wanted to or not. Are the fucking Stones going to apply for a grant next?

I came here specifically to post that fucking line from that fucking Postal Service song. Gibbard, do two seconds of research, you bag of shit. He strikes me as one of those guys at the bar who rolls his eyes and goes 'yay sports' in response to conversations about sports in which he wasn't involved in the first place.