I really wonder why people think I would bring up just some random unrelated death. It was a foul ball:

Canadians say “aboat”, not “aboot”. 

i really don’t get the “insane amount of reporting” charge. First off, it’s just not really true. Deadspin probably has put out a piece or two on Barstool per month.

It does, as BorisYeltsined pointed out, still bang. Let’s go Raptors. 

Personally, I find it very hard to believe that the NHL would be quiet about a painfully embarrassing association between the Bruins and the loud trumpeting of racism and misogyny and it really runs counter to what I’ve always felt that hockey was abou-

I think just about every Raptors fan secretly thinks this too as it’s now the only way for this season to still somehow feel like a disappointment. 

Didn’t someone die at a Dodgers game last year?

The first album I ever bought still holds up:

Man, imagine being too scummy an association for the Bruins. 

Tampere is where Mike Francesa thinks the Lightning play.

It’s funny because as I think about it, SI really is one of those things that for me represents a very clear demarcation between the pre-Internet and post-Internet worlds. So there is a weird nostalgia in it for me for the days when I was stupid enough to like Rick Reilly’s jokes.

Can’t forget Choclair. 

Anyone who thinks the city’s Hip-Hop scene peaked with Drake and not “Northern Touch” can go to hell. 

My memory may be a little faulty in this regard but when Leiweke talked about the idea of a name change it was more met with a shrug of the shoulders instead of any outright hostility. I still think the city’s relationship to the name is pretty tepid. Right now you’d probably have a tough time talking people into a…

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But you can’t just replace Overwatch if people are sinking tens of millions of dollars into Overwatch teams and Blizzard is taking a big cut of that money. 

This is a terrific article. Really well done.

The only way it could go. Pope Thrower, the image of someone throwing a pope or multiple popes, is just inherently funny. Jizyah Shorts....eh. I get it. I remember the Lonely Island thing. But it’s really not the same thing. 

Both of you know I can’t read a word. 

Just to be clear the nickname for Team Canada’s national team isn’t Maple Boys but rather “Heritage Moments”.