Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

I think your career totals there are just his Columbus numbers. For his career he’s over 400 goals and 800 points.

That was more of a “you’d have to live in Edmonton” joke but somehow your response, that after years and years of #1 draft picks including drafting the most talented player of this generation the best thing you could say about them is that they’re not completely out of the running for the #8 seed in a bad Western…

Well, in McDavid’s defense I’d be pretty pissed off if I was an Oiler too.

I see a lot of people being awfully cynical here. Meanwhile Tebow, living his best life, is soon going to settle down with a beautiful woman and Nel-Peters is going to have what every woman wants most, sex with a 31 year old virgin.

The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good? 

I don’t know if anyone else has seen it but there’s a show called QB1 that was on Netflix(in Canada anyway) that followed Ol’ Tathan and the Georgia QB throughout their senior years of HS and they’re both just the dumbest football bros imaginable. It’s great.

Yeah, common enough I think. When I was in high school it was already frowned upon but things like “No Homo” were only a couple of years ago. 

I feel like this is maybe a situation where you can err on the side of giving the guy the benefit of the doubt that he didn’t say it. Especially in a situation where the slur in question is of the “This common use of the word, though acceptable for a long time, is no longer acceptable” variety rather than the “I am…

I don’t really get the “Crosby’s teammates” thing. I guess it’s a reference to Malkin but outside of the PP they’re not actually playing together whereas Ovechkin has sort of been joined at the hip to an all-world talent like Backstrom since he came into the league. Meanwhile in Crosby’s best seasons he’s had…

No, but if they’re paying their players a fair market rate then it’s no different than any other employee/employer relationship. 

If the NFL wants the benefit of a minor league, they should establish and fund one.

If these pictures are any indication, it’ll be interesting to see the decisions Gruden makes with regards to personnel once he’s finally free from the Carbonite. 

The vast majority of recent HS graduates probably couldn’t cut it in the NFL, sure, but that’s why most of them aren’t projected as high picks. What you’re saying in that it shouldn’t be allowed is that the teams, who have the most to gain by their draft picks not being murdered, shouldn’t be allowed to make that…

No, and to be fair, getting Knicks tickets is a pretty sketchy “plus” to begin with. 

But, on the plus side, if people did kill themselves because they thought Derrick Rose was a shitty player it’d be a lot easier to get Knicks tickets. 

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Good now, go out there Tough Internet Man, there are other Fucking Fucktards Who Don’t Even Realize That Their Fucking Arguments Are Objectively Fucking Wrong and They Probably Must Like Donald Fucking Trump Too #Resistance and I call him Fucking Drumpf. 

What? But my bullshit is all I have. What bad luck that a big internet tough guy came along and called me on it! All my objectively wrong arguments dissolved because of Kinja Todd’s bravery and sweary self-assurednesss! How will I cope? 

Oh no, sorry. I wasn’t dismissing your argument. I’d addressed the argument before when other people were making it. I was dismissing you, you cute little yappy dog you.