johnoff
4 Wheels good (2 wheels better)
johnoff

When I was riding my motorcycle still, I remember someone on the Ninja 250R forum summed it up beautifully. "A motorcycle and rider is only slightly more aerodynamic than an open parachute".

Be proud — we need people who know what you know! There's a seed of genuine glee in here. Fuck it, be proud!

As a long term reader of Jezebel, a below the liner, and a member of the technical crew of Midnight Rider, fuck you and your headline.

All I see when I look at this car is "built to compete with the Fiat 500 Abarth"

Says the closet case.

Cadillac-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

Ignore it for long enough and a great cloud of smoke will billow up and a man will appear - only the man's going to be driving a tow truck.

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For murdering animals, no one beats Ford of Europe.

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Somebody was going to post this sooner or later.

Not a photo...

Car not found.

Don't forget "Dirty vs clean car" which led to a 25% lower gas-consuming golfball car.

Priuseseses are more ecologically friendly than not trashing your existing car to buy it

Meesa like the looks of dis car! Nice nose and lights!

As a sportbike rider myself, I've encountered real idiots on the road that make me furious because it endangered my life. However, as someone who understands physics, I always calm down and realize that my human body on a 380 pound bike will not win against a 2 ton steel machine. Also as a family man, I understand

Totally didn't think that.

They should have let the winners drive a lap too and see how many times they can make the Red Bull team scream

Damn, could have been one less elite douche.