Nope. This.

Yeah. I took the XLE badge off my ‘96 Toyota Appliance.

That’s fucking Gandhi level humble right there.

The great thing about Toyotas is they last forever.

The horrible thing about Toyotas is they last forever.

(my 2nd car is a ‘96 Toyota Appliance Avalon. It needs to go, but it. just. keeps. running.)

Is it just me, or does that snow look *really* dirty?

As Shakespeare once said: “A fool and his money are soon partying”

At least the last time I tossed a vehicle down the road (scooter, don’t ask) I had the sense to give a proper reason:

“Sorry. Bad case of whiskey throttle.”

I got my kids up to age ten before getting rid of the family minivan.

If you’ve seen what small children can do to a vehicle interior... All I can think of was “Man, if only that pressure hose was full of kerosene... maybe that would have cleaned the funk out of our car. And if not... Viking funeral baby”

Agreed.

Jail time isn’t a reasonable punishment for this.

On the flip side, I hope the civil penalties are large... Call it a crazy hunch, but I’m thinking the late George Vakkakis had a sizable trust fund.

One that should be legally transferred to the victims (and then some from his Dad)

“New Paltz?
More like New Putz! Amiright?”

Thanks, I’ll be here all week.

Exactly this.

Please humbly accept my upvote.

Racing: The art of turning money into noise.

A naked dude on a bike.

Because San Francisco.

Lies.

We all know BMW turns signals are non functional.

I thought that was already the model S?

Disclaimer: Until recently I worked next door to Tesla, so the brief part of my commute in Shallow Alto was nothing but Tesla spotting.

Where have I seen that front end before?

Wait, it’ll come to me...

Is this safe? Uh, no.

I see what you did there.

Batteries only last around three months.

Gosh, if only there were a source of rotational energy these could use to recharge themselves.

"Infinitely more dangerous"

Let me go out on a limb here and call you out for hyperbole.

Honestly, I (as a driver and motorcyclist) have always known these guidelines, since I read them back in the day in some magazine (prolly Motorcyclist)

I've seen the majority of the squids younger motorcycling…

Preach it brother.

Can I get an Amen?