This.

"I'm sorry. It's just that I'm really, really drunk."

Worse: Nerdburn

I'd say this car is the hole package.

D'oh!

I'll never look at the "abort" button in those warning dialogs the same way again...

Just because something isn't compressable doesn't mean it can't come under pressure.

Many, many years ago (I was a starving, fresh-out-of-college young wanna-be artist) I arranged a trip back East and the only car in my meager budget was a heap from a "rent-a-wreck" place.

Plus according to robots, we taste like bacon: http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/

Prediction: The clip of the dude kicking the robot will be played over and over again to stir up anti-human sentiment during the robot-human wars of 2045.

And White Power should stick to making motorcycle suspension components...

Was the Chery slogan "Rike a Rock"?

Given the "Happyfun, brave-new-world police state that is Singapore (where they track and charge you for every mile traveled in certain areas)" I'm surprised that people speed in the first place.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone...

I was going to complain about the lack of a VW Karmann Ghia on this list until I realized the Berkeley was even worse.

Worse, I hear that current internal combustion engines will similarly "brick" if you operate them without benefit of some mystery substance called "motor oil"

Ford Pinto: Fire on Read Deck. People inside not too overdone.