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Now I extra-miss Pushing Daisies! It was so much adorkable.

Maybe geeks don't need a reminder, but general audiences coming off the prequels probably did.

Bless your heart, you’re in the wrong place. Tumblr’s this way.

I’ve been waiting for a straight adaptation of this story since 1989...and its being done by the best Batman team ever assembled. Read more

On the Gawker sites, anything DC is inherently bad unless it’s a TV show. But those TV shows are nothing compared to Marvel shows, which have nothing on Dr Who. Dr Who is the default standard of greatness in TV. The MCU is the default standard of greatness in movies and will never be held to any sort of standard like… Read more

If Batman was a libertarian he’d be charging the citizens of Gotham to protect them.

Holy crap!!! I just finished Foucault’s Pendulum after recently learning about this man and his work (literally returned it to the library yesterday). Was also inspired to concurrently watch the film adaptation of The Name of the Rose starring Sean Connery and Christian Slater (based on reading a lot of people’s… Read more

What are you talking about? He’s a real human being.

Wan, basement-dwelling, 5'4" keyboard ‘experts’: Just learn to make your damn free throws, already, Big Men. It’s the easiest shot in the game. Practice, hard work, bootstraps... Read more

You tell ‘em Sage. Sports and politics should never mix.

Bet he could have rambled on about Jebus as much as he wanted.

ESPN is shit.

“Health care” seems to be a trigger warning for Sage Steele at all times. Read more

Also, Shoot ‘Em Up.

But he doesn’t have 2 socks. Makes you wonder...

Took me at least three reads to conclude that he was talking about his kids, not (a) about a threesome or (b) maintaining a few girls on the side.

Ignore Kobe’s sex advice and go 0 for 3. Take Kobe’s sex advice and go 0 for 16.

“Put it in her ass so she can’t file a paternity suit.” Read more

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant. Read more