johnnyutahsurfsforjustice
JohnnyUtahSurfsForJustice
johnnyutahsurfsforjustice

On the Gawker sites, anything DC is inherently bad unless it’s a TV show. But those TV shows are nothing compared to Marvel shows, which have nothing on Dr Who. Dr Who is the default standard of greatness in TV. The MCU is the default standard of greatness in movies and will never be held to any sort of standard like

Wan, basement-dwelling, 5'4" keyboard ‘experts’: Just learn to make your damn free throws, already, Big Men. It’s the easiest shot in the game. Practice, hard work, bootstraps...

You tell ‘em Sage. Sports and politics should never mix.

Bet he could have rambled on about Jebus as much as he wanted.

ESPN is shit.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”...solid description of the GOP debates

“Health care” seems to be a trigger warning for Sage Steele at all times.

“Back over to you for a rebuttal, Curt Schilling”

You’ve missed the point if you think anyone is saying you shouldn’t be concerned about the direction the country is going or that you should be passive. The point is to examine WHY you back a certain candidate for the less overt biases that are inherent in support. And look at who you think is best capable of

But he doesn’t have 2 socks. Makes you wonder...

Took me at least three reads to conclude that he was talking about his kids, not (a) about a threesome or (b) maintaining a few girls on the side.

Ignore Kobe’s sex advice and go 0 for 3. Take Kobe’s sex advice and go 0 for 16.

“Put it in her ass so she can’t file a paternity suit.”

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

Popovich/Duncan 2024

Sepp Blatter does indeed look exposed, Tim, but at least he’ll always have your whitewashed portrayal of him.

My bad. I thought you were trying to make a point but it was really just a shitty joke. Keep on kinjin’.

I hated them at first, too, but the black ones are growing on me quite a bit (red as well). The white ones are still terrible, and at some point they have to get a real logo and make the chest logo a secondary.

I think he was pissed because of the elbow Taj whacked him with and meant to deliver a hard foul across the arms. I don’t think he meant to catch him in the face.

...watch a WNBA game sometime.