I literally did. I have a condition.

Saying "omg, tropes," these days is pretty much like saying, "omg, lions eat meat."

Meatball sub is the "8-8" of sandwiches

Say what you will about Tom Cruise, a guy at 52 who keeps doing so many of his own stunts deserves props.

He's had a rocky road to some well-deserved success.

It would be scored a fielders choice double play the batter does not get credited with a GDP because of the FC. Fielders choice grounder to 3, man on third out by tag (3) and man on first out on tag advancing (3). Batter to second on the play In MLB terms, it would be FC3/G/DP.3XH(3);1x3(3);B-2. You have to account…

Yaaaaaaaaaaay

What even is Pivot?

It's called allegory pal; it helps amplify his point, rather than resort to hollow jargon. But go on, find something to nitpick so you can establish yourself as the most informed white male (trademark).

Would it be because the Brooklyn train always arrives one minute before the Bronx train, since they're both on the same ten minute schedule?

Personally, I don't find this behavior creepy.

Stone cold truth.

Microsoft needs to only work on Tocks (98, XP, 7). Nobody wants their piece of crap Ticks. (8, Vista, ME)

I used to work there. I was in charge of the ticket counter and cleaning the slide/tube system when someone peed, pooped, or puked in it, which was basically every day. The tubes were 105 degrees and the solution burned my eyes so bad. I would rather clean the tubes twice a day than work the ticket counter. There was…

Still not as freaky as a difference as clean shaven Nick Offerman