So are we gonna burn some people for our Lord or what?

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

COP #1: Sounds like Robert's got no Allen-by

I love how in his original fake story, he claimed that his attackers were "likely jealous of his fame".

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

Theirs the door man

Not true. They've done great at fleecing Leafs fans for years.

When I saw that header for Day Men, I have to admit that for a second I thought it was something to do with this.