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Those food trucks and their ongoing complaint against how they don't have a restroom... are now complete!

Is it made by Scientific Atlanta by any chance? I came to the same conclusion using a Kill-A-Watt device and SA cable box. What are they thinking? One more reason to ditch the $100+ monthly cable bill and switch to an HTPC.

Tourists with little english will have a ball with this...

What if they'll use a broad spectrum emitter instead, that'll activate all phones a mile ahead and at the same time blow those IED lovers to another dimension.

Carnivores taste so much unlike chicken, but maybe dinosaurs were special... and tasty, probably that's why they sold out.

Ok, but will it still taste like chicken?

Interesting, but what if diseases are nothing but an external DNA fool-proof safety/maintenance mechanism, a sort of "nope, you're doing it wrong" thing?

So... in the future, there will be pickup lines like "Hey, I like the algorithm of your bra! What formula did you use and did you tweak it?" ?

Next step - LED implants that'll blink a person's status.

lol... then the whole planet is in trouble, you know with the green house gasses et all

MPAA's version of hell - Watching pirated movies in a pirate-theme theater.

lol, yup, that's why I took an advice for granted and don't feed a baby after nine especially bean based foods, that way it's gonna be quieter as well.