johnnystaccato--disqus
Johnny Staccato
johnnystaccato--disqus

I found the number of articles and comments across the web knocking S2 pretty fucking baffling. Yeah, it was a slow burn and yeah, it was kind of messy, but so what? I like complexity and nuance…call me eccentric.

If I remember correctly, the original track (Jeepster by T.Rex, that is) sang of 'jeepsters' and 'vampires'. Coincidence? I don't think so…

Nah…much as I love Goggins, he's not right for the part…at least, not if you've read the book. Needs an older guy, stocky but fit. Good with his hands. Not much of a talker. Robert Forster would be good.

You just won yourself some steak-knives…

Agreed. If that performance didn't win him Best Actor, what the fuck will?

I loved Nightcrawler. It had it all. But Gyllenhaal turned in an especially brilliant performance. He was walking a razor-thin line between 'comic' and 'chilling', a difficult feat and he aced it.

Carl Stalling was brilliant. His ability to synthesize pop with classical was stunning.

According to wiki:

I'd recommend a rocket-sled.

It's spelled '!Jeb' but it's pronounced '!Heb¡'…

Riiiight…because it requires a 'Democrat plant' to make the Gohmers, Bachmanns, Kings, Santorums, Bushs, Christies, Carsons and Cruzs look terrible. Got it…

Kinda like how people always want to buy Prince a little red Corvette…erm…I don't think I'm doing this right…

15 people bought a Frank Stallone album? That's ironic…or poor marketing…I dunno, I'll get back to you…

'Losers'? As I recall, they won a shitload of money and had a ball. The 'losers' were guys like whatsisface who got beaten to death by Michael Gambon and turned into shark-bait. That is losing…

Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life…oops, too late.

Not according to research by, erm…Danny:

Insane ultraviolence; the old 'surprise visit'; what's not to love? I'm in.

Filthy Sheiks Of Ghey: The Return Of The Kink…it's the one with dwarves and shit…pure filth and depravity, man.

True. The Academy consists of a bunch of feeble old hacks whose worthless opinions are solicited by other hacks so another bunch of hacks can spout claptrap about things they don't comprehend.

{Makes hit film out of @Tyrannorabbit's script. Promises him a share of the 'net'. Laughs all the way to the bank}