Lapper was pretty good…except all that going around and around made me dizzy.

…and Loopy was too damn crazy.

Shraftt's…he's the man with the plan…and a knickerbocker glory.

So, basically, the guy jacked a yard-sale…wow…that is gonna get him some mad respect in the joint, yo..take note, bishes: this is how you do crime.

That he's a rapping Muscle Mary who's gone really long on bitcoin?

People who make puns should be drawn-and-quoted…

You're right; my mistake. I haven't watched it in years. It's actually the home invasion scene. My more general point stands, though…

I was especially charmed by:

Good call. I always liked that film and only recently realized that it was directed by Shane Black (from his own script), the Lethal Weapon guy.

There is a great story about Wayne's bit-part in The Greatest Story Ever Told. Wayne had the role of a Roman centurion at the foot of The Cross.
His one line in the picture was: "Truly, this man was the Son of God."

Funny you should say that because it was one of my Dad's favorite films. He first sat me down to watch it when i was about 10. He was a man of absolutely stainless integrity…not at all like me. All together now:

Not 'bad', by any means; it does, however, kind of render it less effective. If you haven't seen Kelly's joyous, sparkling, upbeat performance, the full irony of Alex singing it while kicking a bum to death is lost, I think.

Where, on this Terpsichorean scale of niceness/creepiness, do Jimmy Cagney, Buddy Ebsen and Donald O'Connor (who all started as hoofers) stand?

The incomparable S.J. Perelman described Moulin Rouge as the '…sight of Jose Ferrer, fore-shortened and busily polluting the memory of Toulouse-Lautrec…'

I just downloaded the whole series (thanks, Obama!) but haven't seen any of it yet. I've always enjoyed Welliver's work and I'm a big fan of the books. In the books, Bosch is an afficianado of the cool, West Coast stylings of Gerry Mulligan, Chet Baker, Shorty Rogers and Art Pepper…as am I and I'm the same vintage as…

Robert Zemeckis directs Brad Pitt in the film of Bulgakov's classic novel The Heart of A Dog (slightly updated, natch).

The Pitt and The Pendejo, a documentary about actor Brad Pitt's attempt to make a film with fellow dimbulb and cine-vandal Robert Zemeckis. Fast-paced hijinks ensue!

Switch the words around and they make about as much sense. Criminal Behavior: Suspect Minds; Criminal Suspects: Minds Behavior; Suspect Criminals: Behavior Minds

You won't find any flies on the Missouri State Film Board, buddy.

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