He comes from a long line of estate agents. That figures.

"I don't like your jerk-off pointy hat; I don't like your jerk-off black cat and I don't like your jerk-off broom. Am I making myself clear?"

Godamn right! I actually had to google Crazy Heart only to realise that 'Oh…yeah; I saw that'. Literally seen and straight down the memory hole. Bridges' Cogburn was magnificent.

By all means do. You won't be sorry. Altered Carbon was (to my mind) the most impressive debut since Gibson's Neuromancer. But all of his work is first-rate.

I'd add Richard K. Morgan's A Land Fit For Heroes series: The Steel Remains, The Cold Commands, and The Dark Defiles. In a similar vein to Joe Abercrombie (who I love).

God damn you @blithered on gigglejuice! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin'
travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Crécy? What
the FUCK, has anything got to do with Crécy? What the fuck are you
talking about?

Nice marmot…erm…I mean '…lizard-like dragon'. (As opposed to what? 'Marsupial-like dragon'?).

Steve Jaws starring a mechanical shark. "We're gonna need a bigger bootloader…"

Fawn Brodie! She wrote my favourite biography of Sir Richard Burton, The Devil Drives (no, AV Clubbers…not that Richard Burton…this Richard Burton).

Art Vandelay? The architect? I'm impressed…

Cornholing goes home.

This is our concern, Dude…

Nah…No Country For Very, Very Old…Well, Frankly, Almost Dead Men.

Knotts was good but definitely a submissive, with that strangled, exopthalmic, tortured face that looked like his balls were in a vice.

He's the male Gwyneth Paltrow. Like the unintentionally comic Paltrow, he's turned in a handful of decent performances but appears to regard himself as Da Vinci reborn: protean, with talent to burn. Sorry, Jimbo—our audience survey says "brrraaapppp".

Snake: I keel you. By the way, I have testicular cancer…

Calm yourself, my old; Nigel 'Two-Car' Garage and his party of freedom-loving patriots will unshackle you from the unseemly bondage of French persons like Ms. Cotillard….wait a minute: what the fuck am I saying? If that's Euro-bondage, count me in.

Listen, if The Great Helmsman Mk.III sinks Sandler's 'career', he gets my vote..what do you mean 'your vote is superfluous, fascist insect'? Hey! Where are you taking me? Help!HELP!!