johnnysix
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Would you rather a man who defines the term “southern boy” tell you?

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

That would be unamerican. Losing everything to pay medical bills is kind of our thing.

Came here to post the same thing. Rick literally calls it a car and says, “Car, keep Summer safe.”

That just sounds like slavery...with...extra...steps.

It’s not enslavement, you see. They work for each other.

But can any of these cars “keep Summer safe” while they jump the miniverse (ugg teenyverse) batteries while spawning melting ghost babies?

dedicated wheelie cars usually run cutting brakes to both rear tires so they can steer.

They may be redundant with the stalk.

The ex-VW owner probably comes out ahead in the long-run.

Your words to me earlier:

god damn it

At a McDonald’s?

You can still get a DUI when on oxy. That doesn’t excuse them.

Did an iPhone dump you on prom night or something?