So. Infuriating. Ughk.

BUT YOU’RE REALLY PRACTICING FOR A RACE WAR.

District 9. Equilibrium. Donnie Darko?! Starship Troopers & Under the Skin above Ghost in the Shell?

I find it extremely funny how you have recently resorted to layman’s vernacular. Lemme guess, you fancy yourself a ‘writer’ but you’re just a fat plaid shirt wearing asshole. Loves steampunk. A self proclaimed internet expert who spends more time online because nobody in your insignificant eastern town wants to talk…

But but but Australia banned guns and they dont have any more attacks!

With this logic, there were 86 deaths in the Nice France attack, we should outlaw trucks.

...this took entirely too long to make.

“It’s Electruck!”

We have very, very different Grandmothers.

My parents live off “Pleasant Grove Blvd.” we always make the same joke.

But was it Pleasant??

Been at this since Yahoo Chat. Since 28.8 modems. Since banner ads on Juno. Since GIFs had 16 colors. Since that shitty Balto movie. “Since” misplaced quotes.

The beauty of opinions is that no matter how ridiculous they are, they still hold up. Found a shiny troll face for ya Alli!

If we ban all the guns, that just leaves the trigger happy police with firearms? Oh boy.

If all of these were illegal last week, do you think the shooting would have happened still? I mean, the dude was rich enough to afford said TAXATION (dunno why this is all caps)... And obviously had no regard for a ‘ban’ law if he was down for mass murder.

Nope. Just doing my troll duty. Its not that us lowly neanderthals don’t understand your diction, we just choose to use keyword conversational English. But hey, if you wanna run your comments through thesauraus.com every time maybe you’ll find another lonely Mensa reject to enjoy your buyer’s remorse with.

I leave doors open, especially when hiding inside... Because who would hide inside a building with the doors open?!

Most motorcycles don’t have a fuel gauge, just the light. Which is nerve-racking on long trips.