The contemporary Republican belief is that the only person who should have the right to terminate a pregnancy is a stranger with an AR-15.

Nathan Arizona

Hah! No.

Just gonna bookmark this for the next time someone wants to explain that “the rich don’t really have as much as you think because it’s not liquid, man—they’re essentially just as poor as the rest of us” so I can show them that Musk could somehow drum up 46.5 billion liquid in about a week or so just to back up a dumb…

I’ve said it before, but I still want to start an NFT series of every time a bunch of NFT/crypto dorks got scammed hard. Can’t wait for how delicious those ten minutes will be when I decide if I just steal everybody’s money and walk away or not.

Yep, he totally put in 187 billion dollars of work. That’s all him. He did it totally by himself.

Realistically, they are probably doing it for two reasons: optics and trying to get ahead of future legal issues. Optics is pretty straightforward. On the second one, if I’m a fast food restaurant, I’m probably pretty nervous that the rest of the world could impose further sanctions indefinitely cutting me off from…

To further reiterate what others have said, this isn’t due to inflation, so, please stop laundering these tired ass talking points.

If you don’t value your NFT, no one else will.

...And the loser is shot into a different sun

I went in to visit with some prisoners one night as part of a volunteering opportunity when I was in high school. It was incredibly relieved when that hour or so was up.

The bill covers through 3rd grade. Stop acting like it’s a good idea. FTFY

I got a Cadillac El Dorado, if that answers your question.

Gonna start an NFT series of every time a bunch of NFT/crypto dorks got scammed hard. Can’t wait for how delicious those ten minutes will be when I decide if I just steal everybody’s money and walk away or not.

Stop sitting side-by-side. I, at the next table, sitting across from my spouse, like a normal person, do not want to have to see both of you on either side of her head, staring directly at me every time you get bored or are chewing.

Someone call the cops. This guy just broke the law--Betteridge’s Law.

The weird robot babies are real. My wife who grew up in a different state than me had those in her high school health class. She hated them.

Glad I’m not the only one missing the old Tony Blair lines. I first heard this on a concert bootleg about twenty years ago and any time it gets stuck in my head (or I am somehow reminded of Tony Blair), I end up singing “You lied to us, Tony,” etc, for hours.

My suggestion: Fedora

Most of the people who have worked with him.