He hasn’t once remembered my birthday.

Yeah, but is he a sandwich?

Whole lotta people in these comments wondering why we should give a shit about poor people when there are still rich people we could be coddling.

President Buttigieg.

Are people good?

“Raw” doesn’t help either.

My “I will never break your trust or manipulate you in any way” disclaimer has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my disclaimer.

I doubt it. For some reason, I still regularly think about one of the bits of asinine life coaching he gave the contestants on Last Comic Standing: There is no way to greatness, greatness is the way.

Fuck off, Nazi scum

The nuggets back in the 80s were the best, so spicy. That (and their biscuits) are what go me hooked on them as a kid.

Aw, man, so close.

The real curse was the friends we made along the way.

I think you have it backwards. Thinking, without evidence, that the only reason someone got a job was because they were black (and not because, you know, they were actually a strong candidate who management preferred) is indeed racist. If a lot of people think this, it is not proof that it isn’t a racist thought, it…

I’m gonna need someone to post the info/pictures from inside that Haribo brochure, please.

<Match Game music starts playing>

Courtesy of my two:

I haven’t seen this show, but I just watched the trailer, and, this show (like most everything in life), sure seems like it could use a lot more pigs and a lot less people.

Clear win for Marnie.

They might already exist:

Meanwhile, Satan is like “I didn’t go to school for seven years in the Caribbean for this shit. It’s Dr. Satan to you, lady.”