The bleak shit? Conversing with Thom Yorke.

Originalism is Dunning-Kruger for judges. They think they can objectively discover the meaning of the original text because they’re too stupid to realize how impossible it is.

To add Meritxell’s comment, Thomas’s (and most of the other conservative justices’) philosophy of legal interpretation (known as textualism or originalism) is rooted in what the words of the law supposedly meant at the time it was written, so he would definitely want a dictionary as close to the time of the law’s…

My guess:

This might be the first time that I’ve actually commented on a Kotaku article (which seems odd), but I want to commend you on the decision. This is absolutely the correct call.

Off the top of my head: Mr. Phipps Pretzel Chips, the old Wendy’s fries, and the old Kraft Mac & Cheese formula (before it had to be microwavable).

To be fair, the author of Winter’s Tale is also an asshole, just for different reasons.

I want to see a version of this that brings in legacy dynamics to replicate the way that the planet and series changes with each book.

I’m starting to think Mike Bloomberg has too much money.

“I’ll Love You Forever” is a deeply, deeply weird book, and I have no idea how to take it. The beginning and end are, as you noted, too cloying and saccharine, but the middle section, when the mother sneaks into the grown up son’s house, is downright creepy.

I can answer this since I recently worked for a long time in a Registrar’s Office at a university. What follows is standard practice across most US institutions but there are any number of caveats and exceptions.

Way to spoil the ending of capitalism. Why no spoiler alert?

Wait til you hear him speak

My thought was that it was a malapropism for “jankiness.”

Ideally, these pigs need to be rescued. But, not by any of the no-nothing assholes who visited them.

Seriously, if this guy has 30-50 feral hogs coming on his property. His problem isn’t that he doesn’t have an assault rifle; it’s that he doesn’t know how to put up pig-proof fencing.

They’re at Jacob Wohl’s hipster coffee bar.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t a St Louis thing, as much as it is a St Louis Bread Co (aka Panera) thing.

This. We need answers.

Very funny. Everybody knows the capital is Ontario.