Thanks for doing your job, boys. 

Hard to make up shit that is video recorded...

Wow, you really are a racist piece of trash, aren’t you?

What the hell?
Representing white people with a stock photo of Mayonaisse?

Again, The Root is the daily stormer for black people. This article is legit just flat out open racism.

Move to africa or Haiti. Seriously you seem to have extreme hate for 63% of the population. Think about you’re health. Having this much hatred and anxiety towards your fellow countryman is awful. Maybe you would feel more safe and comfortable living in africa. 

I didn’t get played. I commented on the very first article how I couldn’t wait to post again when it was proven fake in a week. Took a little longer than I expected though.

Different jurisdictions and those idiots just called and wasted a cop’s time for a few min. He faked an actual attack and filled out actual legal paper work (or had it filled out for him) saying he was the victim of a hate crime. Kinda apples and oranges here.

Not to defend the Permit Patties of the world - as they are reprehensible, and there should be some charge for calling the police in situations like they do. I think, in theory, the difference here is that Smollet actually seems to have orchestrated a fake crime - or at least that’s the allegations.

“I would never be brave enough to do what Jussie did. He put his personal freedom at stake and shined a light into some dark corners that need cleaning. In a way, I’m proud of him. Because it doesn’t necessarily matter that this event didn’t happen. It matters that it could happen. That’s the real issue here. So good…

The LeSabre really should be renamed the Claymore, or the Mace, or something else huge and ungainly and deadly in certain hands.

Nothing like keeping things in perspective...

My mom would have gone ballistic on me for spitting up on the carpet, but my son can poo directly in her hair and she’ll just fawn over how adorable he is...

lol

What I’ve learned from this story and the responses i see on this article is most of the world (or maybe just Jason Schreier’s readers) have a very different work schedule than me. I worked 60-80hrs/week for the last 5 years, and sometimes up to 100. It wasn’t fun, but it was worth. I liked my job and I got paid well. …

I too was able to stroke Dongs when I had an arm injury, but only because it wasn’t my dominant arm.

Having read through all the top comments, I’m enjoying this running theme where other commenters misinterpret your stance on this. Now admit it wasn’t a bunt damn it!!!

Yeah, gasoline is energy-dense, but you know what’s better? Migratory-bird fat. Twelve ounces is enough for some bird to cross THE GULF OF MEXICO.

No, you probably won’t be. Or even if you are, (which you very well could be, I don’t know you), you’d be in a small minority. Which is why the manual is dead, because enthusiasts won’t buy new manuals. We killed enthusiast cars by not buying new.

Now you know why you may find me in the pages of a Kama Sutra.