Despite my plebeian attempts, it’s stories like this that really drive home the point that i’ll never truly cum hard. 

I doubt kleenex will help, cause i’m about to cum buckets

48 seconds, Toots. Scrambled her brains forever. Impaired her ability forever. Earned 3mil for 48 seconds of humiliating exploitation. That 3mil will come in handy when she can’t wipe her own ass in about 10 years. Stop glorifying violence.

Poor judgement, lack of education, sheer naivety, plain stupidity, all of the above? does it matter? She did what she did, but at least she’s out of the situation. Hopefully she’ll be a bit smarter next time.

Why did she marry someone like that?

All these dumbasses who think they gon be the Jane Goodall of white supremacists

Sooo I was excited about this show when I first heard of it, then I saw an ad on Instagram where Joy Bryant is lecturing another black woman about how they need to support white women because “just because their seat looks more comfortable, doesn’t mean it is,” or some shit. I NOPED the fuck out at that point.

Are you waiting for your friends 12 year old to be legal, so you can watch a sex tape their boyfriend released without their consent? Would you be comfortable telling your friend that? If your answer is a vehement no to both those questions, than you should be also be to understand why people don’t like that Trump…

If she wanted the donald to see her sex tape and then voted for him, those are both her own choice. the fact that you want to shame her about her political choices and think bringing up a sex tape is the way to do it...Shame on you

WW1 that are still fairly recent

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

Just watched Blade II again the other day because it was free on demand. Man, I love Blade I and II.

This one sucked all around to read. But, this case remains a good example of why I’m extremely skeptical of the “Believe every accusation made and never question anything” modern progressive stance on sexual assault allegations. Erdely followed that theory to a T. It’s just ripe for unscrupulous people to take…

Actually, it was horrible reporting by Diana. As a lawyer that understands how civil trials work and what the burden of proof is, I thought her reporting was one-sided and she had a clear agenda to paint Rose as guilty when the actual transcripts from the trial demonstrated quite clearly that he would be held not…

We can help Ann lose weight. I’m certain of it!

Chris Christie’s plan is working!

What you would call ‘challenging’ in a woman, you’d surely call at least borderline ‘abusive’ in a man. My rule; people who are ‘challenging’ should accept an equally challenging partner. This is not what I’ve read out of this. She’s been looking for a human Piñata who will simply absorb anything she levels at him.

Why? Because the author when asked about why she ripped it off said she had never ever read the book or saw the movie before writing hunger games? LOL