Lol triggered

He got his dick cut...twice

Lol classic christie

This should probably be the story you post up on the rest of the gawker sites. I had no clue this was happening, but this shits horrific.

Lmao you ladies are sooo triggered

Who’s a married man?

Well fuck me, I know what I can’t stop searching out until I find it.

My wedding is going to be themed after the movie 8mm.

So then the only other option is destroy it if both dont agree. I was just trying to come up with another one of those “both sides are somewhat happy” things

As long as the other guy or gal is ok with it, let the other person have it.

Cunty kelly is the best.

For a minute i thought you meant that goomba that croaked?

I still don’t see why it wuld be out of context for her to then run from an army of dudes as if that shows her as some kinda scaredy cat.

Yes, because that’s exactly what I said, implied, hinted at, subtlely suggested, unsubtlely suggested, all of the above. You caught me.

Mob bosses, hardened criminals, everyone really is killable if you put a bullet between their eyes.

As someone who’s not going to watch it, I hope it’s good for fans of this type of stuff.

Or keep it in, cause it will make Lara seem even tougher by fighting it off?

You think they’re gonna make boyega play another Sambo character in order to make the other rabbits look better? Or is that just a Disney thing?

If only he did what the ladies do and photoshopped himself.

I’d have to imagine the guys would win by a landslide, so one of us has to take one for the team. Probably like a steve o or someone like that.