I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

This happened to Arnold Palmer back in 1962. He was so shaken, his game never recovered.

*Mike drop*

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

Good for him. The prize money is going to come in handy; the man is a walking pre-existing condition.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

“Now on 5 hours a day, it’s ‘Shouty and Squinty’, where Stephen A. shouts, and Darren squints blankly into the abyss!”

I don’t see why not, WWE performers have already won elections for Governor of Minnesota and President of the United States, so Knox County mayor should be no sweat.

I’ll be out in probably June to eat one of those 16" brisket sandwiches they’re serving and drink some Half Acres with my buddy Tom. We could make it an event if there’s any interest.

garcia? more like garblinda.

Over the past four years, Pelfrey had a record of 15-37 with a 4.97 ERA with the Minnesota Twins and Detroit Tigers; his performance was worth 0.3 wins above replacement in that time.

Nobody hates Northwestern. You don’t hate Northwestern. Just because Magary wrote a column on it doesn’t make it a thing. It would’ve been kinda cool had they won.

Sure, because EVERYBODY likes seeing a huge underdog come back to make it a game and get screwed by the refs.

Well it wouldn’t have hurt, but I think it’s low on the list of Vandy screwups, because I would hope a PG would know what has worked...it literally just worked the previous play: drive and, if necessary, kick.

The waffle iron in the hotel is great if you like waiting 45 minutes for a waffle because you are waiting for a family with 7 children to make one for each kid.

Anyone hear Smoltz say Miller is 6'10"? I know commentators being fast and loose with the exact heights and weights of athletes is a common occurrence, but exaggerating by an entire Trump index finger length is a bridge too far.

Pulled my #Buick into my living room; eating @Dominoes on the hood; #HomeOnNYE; @K-Y w/the missus later; #MissionaryatHomeOnNYEinaBuick