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Johnny Puddwhacker
johnnypuddwhacker

Cubes rhymes with pubes

“I prefer football players without dead mothers.”

I say “science” can fuck off

Or even if she is into it. #thinkingboutporn

Kraken, bitches

I enjoy watching him play football

Hahaha, what a dumb gold digger, there’s no way Mateen Cleeves has any money left.

Suck a dick, Fabiani!!!

I’ve seen Erin Andrews’ pussy

I don't enjoy baseball

That's not news. Tell me when an Olympic athlete comes out as straight. That would be a story

That's what you get for not coming to Michigan, you jerk!

I sure he's telling the truth, I never like to throw down when I'm wearing my fine minks.

So the answer is “what color is your skin”?

What?!!!? Since when did Kentucky get email?!?

C.A. You sound bitter. You probably don't have enough wieners in you.

Kevin likes to shove burdock roots up his butthole

Are U telling me that a black athlete once inhaled marijuana smoke?!?!? Nooooooooo!!!! I don't believe such a thing would ever happen. U lie!!!!

So, I smoked PCP with ICP.

Ray Lewis 1 - Atlanta 0