Keep pumping out these articles, Deadspin. I put $200 on him for ROY at 40:1. It's a three team race between Okafor, Towns, and him.

Did he punch her tits?

Of course he didn't help him up. Lebrons got a bad back and Kevin Love is fat.

I don’t care. I know he's a bad guy. I enjoy watching him play football.

He's a douche

Fuck you, we were 11-5 last year. Eat a dick!

A: When are hot dogs a sandwich?

Nah, kids these days are just pussies.

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I like him because he's white

I want Mindy Kaling to get over herself

That upsets me... I'm white. So how do we get a bunch of older blacks and Mexicans to die with us? More crack? Chimichangas?

Fuck you, Anna. You're a naming calling loser on the Internet and he's going to be president. Point Donald.

That’s cool. I’ll still probably just do drugs and get laid instead, but you nerds have fun diddling with your candy.

Screw that, I'm going to use my Beer Advocate app and there's nothing you can do to stop me, you jealous hater.

Fuck you, Steve. Seriously, fuck you.

Why, because he might murder you?

To be fair, children do suck

Any of them. Well, after I've killed them.