johnnypuddwhacker
Johnny Puddwhacker
johnnypuddwhacker

Evidence he was drag racing someone:

You all will never play basketball for Louisville

He got lei’d out

Cool, never heard of that show. I'll have to go check it out

Nah, I'll go get laid instead.

Because he's a professional athlete and 99.99% of pro athletes in all sports are on anabolic steroids.

Uh oh, that means he's going to have to stop doing steroids. Steroids and cancer don't mix well.

Don’t sleep on Boomer.

Cool, now throw him in jail?

As a Lions fan I would kill for just one of those.

Kyle, you know nothing. Suck a dick.

He's got possession in the End Zone. TD. Don't blame the NFL just because you don't understand the rules, bro.

Fuck u, Tim

Good, I like him

WTF?!?!? Who injects urine into their kids?!?!! Why can't she just pee into their mouths like a normal person? Oh, wait... It's because she's a woman and can't do that because she doesn't have a penis! Go men!

Well, he did go to Michigan State, what did you expect?

If he’s so perfect, then why is his skin black?

He should have caught it and then kicked it the first time.

Then he threw away the fucking game