Even in my hardest of hardcore metal days, I would stop and watch when Missy was on MTV. She is just mesmerizing. I think of her like I think of Peter Gabriel. I’m not always sure of what is happening, but you can’t NOT watch

They should seriously focus on quality and not quantity. A few of their shows may be the worst things I’ve ever watched.

You are correct. Other than animal products, the only thing vegan food cannot contain is flavor.

I’m surprised the guy getting the blowjob didn’t shoot him.

Because I would rather die than sit in my car for 10 hours with my two toddlers and dog.

What about dad-anger? Does it offer any relief from dad-anger? Because if I step on one more fucking Lego, I swear to God I’m going to burst into flames.

Is this where I say I’ve never heard of half these people? I’m actually astonished how many I do know. Paris Jackson’s look was my top pick, followed by Millie Bobby. Everything else was rather dull. Amber Rose looks 100x better without hair.

Wait no, actually, you should’ve skipped college altogether and invented an app that a big tech company could buy and shut down, leaving you with millions of dollars and endless free time for trendy new pastimes.

to be honest they did nothing wrong, they cant just give iphones nor login data, sure she is famous but what if somebody got her login codes, shit would hapen if her nudes got online.

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

1/ Its fun. As fuck.

I love the Shuffles for this very reason. They’re cheap, durable, have long battery lives, and the belt clips make them great for exercising. That said, they’ve been gathering dust since I got an iPhone with enough space to hold my iTunes library.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

This was clearly ISIS and not just regular contractors. How else do you explain them yelling “Allahu Snackbar” as they made off with their troves of Junior Mints and Whatchamacallits?

and here come the fat fucks who make excuses for their fat fuckiness

How can you write this bullshit without addressing the inadequatcies of the BMI calculation? That alone destroys the results of this “study”...BMI is only accurate for a minority and this is well known.

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

The Kindle version is only $1.99.

I recognize only one ‘bot with that designation:

I’d love to see a show featuring Hildy scaring the hell out of every single client she had. Gluing straw to walls and telling people to train their kids not to eat it made me love her for life.