johnnyphonebooth
Johnny Phonebooth
johnnyphonebooth

Even in my hardest of hardcore metal days, I would stop and watch when Missy was on MTV. She is just mesmerizing. I think of her like I think of Peter Gabriel. I’m not always sure of what is happening, but you can’t NOT watch

I’m surprised the guy getting the blowjob didn’t shoot him.

What about dad-anger? Does it offer any relief from dad-anger? Because if I step on one more fucking Lego, I swear to God I’m going to burst into flames.

Is this where I say I’ve never heard of half these people? I’m actually astonished how many I do know. Paris Jackson’s look was my top pick, followed by Millie Bobby. Everything else was rather dull. Amber Rose looks 100x better without hair.

to be honest they did nothing wrong, they cant just give iphones nor login data, sure she is famous but what if somebody got her login codes, shit would hapen if her nudes got online.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

Parks & Rec is one of the best shows ever, imo.

And it’s going way over a few people’s heads.

Megadeth.

I’d love to see a show featuring Hildy scaring the hell out of every single client she had. Gluing straw to walls and telling people to train their kids not to eat it made me love her for life.