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Because their dialogue is overly ironic, and sounds like when we do hypothetical conversations on here. They were just Eeeeevil.
Even Beth Dover's character was just a giant flashing sign "I'm a Pretty Garbage Person!"

Yeah, I'd think Nazis aren't watching OITNB thinking, "These strong women get us!"

The show is definitely depressing as hell, but the Nazis and white nationalists were far from normalized. If anything, they were mustache twirling cartoon villains. It kind of took the air out of the message they were trying to send.

Damon Lindelof gives it two dongs up, way up.

I need a late night talk show (I'm a 40 year old white guy, they hand those out at LAX for us white folks, right?) so I can DUNK on Trump with jokes people made months ago on Twitter.

Death Via Chocolate

Deputy Chief Hawk: "It's not about the bunnies…

Why did I park in the Daisy lot? I never remember her name!

Step out of line and they finger walk over to you and flick you out of the park.

I did it all for Tanooki.

Oh come on, you don't think rides work based on gears, pulleys and electricity? No, rides are powered by a series of blowjobs.

That's NES World, if I were inclined to be one of those "Um, actually…" nerds.

Knowing Nintendo's tendency to rely on gimmicks I assume in order to start most rides you'll need to waggle two Wiimotes while solving a series of increasingly difficult math problems.

So who do I have to stalk and pitch my Zelda movie trilogy to? Seriously, when those movies get made some day I'm going to be one sad man, since I've spent years writing these things.

"Wow! The Urban Champion arena is very realistic!"
"That's just two white guys punching each other near open manholes."
"Like I said!"

Yes! The brother did it VERY early on, talking about closure if I recall.

Her brother was oddly creepy too, not that being weird and creepy makes you a killer, but the doc seemed to intimate it was possibly fishy.

They still get written transcripts of 60 Minutes via the mail.

"Unaired Last Man Standing episodes leaked by enemy of the US!"

Tom Cruise says "Maverick: A Top Gun Story" will have music and a soundtrack. Print IT!