Cancer is like, the best diet ever.

I just figured it was an AVC typo.

When someone says something is necessary, it comes off like an insult or a dig.
Is it good? Not really, but it's necessary. *ahem* Hint hint, AVC.

More Don Glover on TV!

Some people can't look past their own issues long enough to be truly empathetic to another person.
After telling people about what happened to me as a kid, I had some people tell me, "Oh, that explains a lot." One of them? Dear ol' mom.

I understand how you feel! I've only said the specific details out loud a few times, for my doctor, for testimony, etc. Otherwise, I've told people to a certain point, but leave out the graphic awfulness because it will just cause me to meltdown.
I've had more than my share of people give the old, "He never did…

That isn't "good naked".

It's not TV, it's Chatroullette.

Aykroyd's crazy and Feig is a lousy director who relies on the talent in front of the camera to bail him out. This is crazy on lousy crime. Victimless.

Why does anyone care about any of this?

Trump to Moore on Twitter:
Where is More Canadian Bacon?

Fly Mordecai!

I wish I could pull off the velvet tux, but I can not. I can barely pull off the Donkey Kong tshirt I sleep in that says "Going Bananas".

"Love it? Yer gonna LIKE it!"

She has never been brown but now she wishes she had been.

Sam Barsanti uses "sarcasm" to highlight his "rapier wit".

Sam is notoriously free with his quotation marks. It's very hard to tell when he's quoting exact words and when he's using them sarcastically. Sometimes I think he likes keeping it vague that way his intent can never be called into question. Also, I don't like his writing. But that's well documented.

Especially since he wasn't even trying all that hard.

To be fair, this was ruined on all sides almost immediately.

Yeah, I will always defend him in regards to that comedy special. He does bad comedy movies. So what. So do a lot of comics I love.